Not just any Blackhawks game, though...this one was in a suite. A penthouse suite.
Yeah, we're that cool. Well, at least we know someone who's that cool.
We drove in from Rockford to pick both of them up, leaving our car in Willowbrook and proceeding into the big city.
Our first stop was at Frank's. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a shrimp house. While in the car, our hosts decided that one pound of the fried shrimp would be adequate, especially if there would be food in the suite. Joe and Guy went in while Michelle and I chatted in the car, and soon they were back with an enormous sack each of the biggest, best fried shrimp I have ever eaten in my entire life.
Thanks, you two, for ruining any other fried shrimp for me. Forever.
After that, Michelle and I were instructed to close our eyes and keep them that way for the duration of the trip. Why? To protect us from the trauma that is his driving. We heard several times on the way to the United Center, "Don't look. Don't look." When I dared to look I realized we were driving a six foot wide car down a five foot wide path. How we managed to avoid knocking off our side mirrors or the side mirrors of other drivers, I'll never know. Because I wasn't looking.
Once at the United Center, with our too-cool-for-school parking pass, we accepted the free Blackhawks binder given to us via binder night. We then took the elevator up to the penthouse suites, found ours, and OH MY GOSH.
It was the most amazing thing. Michelle greeted our host, while we all stared goggle eyed at the scene before us.
|We're not in Kansas anymore. We're much higher than that.|
Going to the railing overlooking the rink was a little off putting for me, as I have some weird type of reaction to heights, i.e. I feel as if I'm being pulled off my seat by my crotch for a quick trip off the railing headfirst. A quick consult with the sister found that she had the same problem. I'm glad I'm not alone.
|I couldn't actually take a picture looking straight down without gagging. This is as close as you're going to get.|
The Blackhawks won, of course.
The game was amazing. The company awesome. The food delish.
|actual hockey players, although from our vantage point, they looked like black ants as opposed to Blackhawks.|
The only fly in the ointment was sitting in the parking lot after the game waiting for it to clear, watching a carload of white trash punks pick a fight with someone who was not only probably 20 years older than them, but also an off duty police officer. Who didn't need duct tape to hold up his car windows like the youngsters.
In this day and age of concealed carry, do you really want to pick a fight with a stranger? I vote no. Making it more difficult to watch and understand was that the carload of kids only spoke the language "motherfu*ker" and at one point told the police officer "congratulations on living past your prime." I was certain there would be a shooting and ducked in anticipation.
That same carload of idiots realized they could get through the parking lot by backing up and driving around instead of cutting in front of the cop. The only problem with that was that we were in the way. We once again closed our eyes against the certain impending crash, but it never came...although that car was truly less than a half inch from ours. If my phone battery hadn't died out I would have gladly recorded it for all of you.
Joe and I had such a great time. Should we be so lucky to go again, I will: buy more shrimp, wear blinders, and secure myself to a seat with a bungee cord. Just in case my crotch should pull me over the side.